I will make this quick, as I am due in the Zendo in a few minutes...
Here's my life in a teeny-tiny nutshell:
I'm doing a 2 month retreat in a zen monastery which features:
- An infrared sauna (nekkid style)
- A basement replete with computers, workout equipment and free clothes and stuff
- A big honkin' bathtub with complimentary rubber ducky
- A 20-minute walk to Muir Beach, which is a beautiful thing...
Yesterday was Tangario, which means a bunch of chumps sitting and staring at a blank wall for 16 hours. This is a traditional Zen proving ground type thing...it should all be a downhill ride from here!
I gots to go slap on some black and sit-n-stare a little longer...tomorrow's a free day, so I plan on going hog wild and wash my underwear, baby!!!